Have you ever just had one of "those" days? Not so much the ones that are terrible, horrible, no good, or very bad. Just that kind of day that makes you confused as to whether it was more frustrating or more hilarious. One of those "I think I should maybe stay home and not move or it could get worse" kind of day, where you are SOOO tempted to go out and tempt fate just to see if it could maybe get more hilarious.
That was my morning. from 8:23am when I first discovered the rotten milk, to 11:01am when I finally returned from Walmart...where I'd gone to purchase new, not-rotten milk. Let me start at the beginning...and try to make it short.
Wednesday AM: Luke drinks a big glass of milk.
Wednesday PM: Bethany gets a gallon of milk out of the freezer, realizing if she doesn't she will have to go to the store and get milk on Thursday. She doesn't want to go til Friday when she can combine it with other errands.
Thursday:
8am: Kaden wakes up, "wet, pants, cold." Sure enough, he'd peed through. Changed him and all was well again.
8:23am: Pour Kaden his milk (from jug that had thawed overnight) and see lumps. Could be frozen lumps, or is it bad???? Bethany tastes to see.
8:23am: Bethany spits and spits and spits..milk is BAD. Eats cookie to make taste go away. (so much for weight watchers today.)
8:46am-11:01am: Bethany heads out on unplanned trip to Walmart for milk.
Has gift card for starbucks, but starbucks line is out to the road.
Heads for Smiths instead.
Gets ad, buys milk on sale for $2 a gallon.
Gets charged $2.30 a gallon but realizes too late and isn't going to drag kids back in for 30 cents.
Heads back to Starbucks. This time makes it through the line and gets an iced white chocolate mocha.
YUM.
Comes home to put milk in fridge...wouldn't want to risk it going bad. should have stayed home. instead, decides that since kids are loaded, might as well run errands.
Heads to Kmart, since we're out anyway.
Forgets Mocha in the car, and doesn't want to drag both kids back out of store to get it.
Finds many many girl shoes on clearance, no boy shoes. of course.
Buys desk organizer and heads out to car.
Finds that Kaden has peed through.
Changes Kaden in front seat of car, which, he does NOT fit well in. Kaden gets grumpy.
Heads to Walmart since we're out.
forgets mocha in car again.
Finds the planter she wants and heads to get potting soil.
Then goes to get groceries.
Picks up "thin buns" (100 cal buns...awesome!) and random lady says "NO" and takes them from me.
AWKWARD.
Sell by date seemed fine...Aug 14th...but she shows me it is completely moldy.
THanks lady and moves on, deciding not...NOT...to buy anything fresh..it just seems risky after the milk and buns....
Finishes shopping and goes to pay.
Debit card won't go.
3 times.
Cashier says it is expired. Dang it! I thought i'd replaced it with the new card. Must have cut up the new card.
PRAYS she has credit card. Does. and pays.
after paying realizes she has just purchased "garden soil" not potting soil.
GRRR.
Returns "garden soil" and goes to "potting soil aisle" again.
among 16 stands of "potting soil" i chose the ONE "garden soil" bag. At least I caught it right?
gets POTTING SOIL and pays.
Realizes she never got cash back from returning "garden soil"
heads back to customer service.
Realizes it was on credit card and probably just credited back.
WHEW. glad I didn't talk to the customer service lady.
heads out to car.
backing out...car races around the corner and tries to hit me.
narrow miss.
WHEW.
refuses to drink remaining 1/3 of mocha...after this day, who knows, it could have gone bad that fast.
decides she must call friend to tell her about her day.
can't find phone.
ANYWHERE.
pulls into parking lot at ACE.
SEARCHES.
finally finds phone in pot she just bought.
just glad she didn't have to go back to the "potting soil" aisle to look. that was where she had seen it last...
calls friend.
Makes it home safely (she was beginning to wonder!)
hubby calls to say he can't make it home for lunch.
figures.
He will come home to grab a sandwhich tho.
Kaden throws fit since we didn't go to the park
kate is crying for a feeding.
Bethany realizes she forgot to buy lunch meat.
there are no leftovers.
quickly feeds Kate.
Makes peanut butter and jelly sandwhichs for Hubby.
POOR HUBBY!
Checks Mail.
The Kohls 30% off offer ends 2 days before she's going to Rapid.
Heads back out to second hand store where she'd seen the same pot as at walmart for $13 cheaper.
Not there anymore.
Comes home to eat.
Feeds Kaden.
Is just about to eat left over mashed potatoes when she discovers mold.
THey are only 3 days old!
Feels mold growing on her teeth just from SEEING so much rotten food.
End time: 12:01pm.
If Luke hadn't drank that milk......
He says i can make everything his fault. I'm just presenting facts.
It's now 1:15pm and I hear my boy talking to himself...avoiding sleep for his nap. It's ok, at least he's in bed and not time out. and we are home. Soda is in the freezer (lets just admit, this is a soda kind of day) Hope I don't forget it and let it explode!
Luke says he MIGHT get off early. Not hanging on to hope on this kind of day!!!!
All in all I just keep laughing. Really? I think I better just take it easy this afternoon...I think i'll do some looking on internet at room decor...I'm leaning in the burnt orange, espresso, and cream colors. Ideas accepted.
Thursday, August 5, 2010
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Kids say the darndest things.
Monday (yesterday) I had to go in to the Dr. to talk to the nurse for a minute. Since it was nothing big, and I didn't have to see the doctor or do any tests I decided to just take the kids with me instead of finding a sitter and going through that rig-a-ma-role....I told Luke I was taking them and that I'd soon find out whether it was a bad idea (and would never do it again!)...
We walk in and there's this 18ish month old running, no RUNNING, around like a crazy kid. His parents were trying to stop him and it was just totally egging him on. Kaden was enthralled. Absolutely couldn't take his eyes of this wild boy, and when he did it was to look at me as if to plead with me "PLEASE, let me run?" So, the parents are acting like they can't figure out why he's being a terror and Kaden is pointing at him going "running!" "LOUD!" and all sorts of descriptions when the mom says to the boy "You are being so bad!" Well, that struck a chord in Kaden and suddenly as loud as he could he says "NOT OBEY! SPANKINGS!" and from then until we got called back he kept pointing and repeating..."spankings! not obey! loud! LOUD! NOT obey! Spankings!!!"
On one side, it was very cute and adorable and innocent, and hey, now I know he understands me when I tell him he's not obeying...
On the other hand, couldn't he have yelled "not obey! TIME OUT!" ???? I mean, he ALWAYS gets sent to time out first...always. Spankings are not his first punishment! Did he have to announce to the (full) office that he gets spankings for not obeying?
Then he saw the toilet as we were going back...and he decided to talk about poop, and things of that nature. It was awesome. His mouth literally never stops, and I think I'm in trouble...
I call him Oliver the Parrot. Oliver (as in Twist...) because he's always asking for more food as if he is absolutely STARVED. "Please, sir, may I have summore??" (Can't you see it?) And the parrot because he is constantly repeating everything I say. Constantly. Everything.
At least he mostly repeats after me in a very cheerful tone...
We walk in and there's this 18ish month old running, no RUNNING, around like a crazy kid. His parents were trying to stop him and it was just totally egging him on. Kaden was enthralled. Absolutely couldn't take his eyes of this wild boy, and when he did it was to look at me as if to plead with me "PLEASE, let me run?" So, the parents are acting like they can't figure out why he's being a terror and Kaden is pointing at him going "running!" "LOUD!" and all sorts of descriptions when the mom says to the boy "You are being so bad!" Well, that struck a chord in Kaden and suddenly as loud as he could he says "NOT OBEY! SPANKINGS!" and from then until we got called back he kept pointing and repeating..."spankings! not obey! loud! LOUD! NOT obey! Spankings!!!"
On one side, it was very cute and adorable and innocent, and hey, now I know he understands me when I tell him he's not obeying...
On the other hand, couldn't he have yelled "not obey! TIME OUT!" ???? I mean, he ALWAYS gets sent to time out first...always. Spankings are not his first punishment! Did he have to announce to the (full) office that he gets spankings for not obeying?
Then he saw the toilet as we were going back...and he decided to talk about poop, and things of that nature. It was awesome. His mouth literally never stops, and I think I'm in trouble...
I call him Oliver the Parrot. Oliver (as in Twist...) because he's always asking for more food as if he is absolutely STARVED. "Please, sir, may I have summore??" (Can't you see it?) And the parrot because he is constantly repeating everything I say. Constantly. Everything.
At least he mostly repeats after me in a very cheerful tone...
Monday, August 2, 2010
Potty Training
Never, in my life, did I expect to be blogging about potty training. Please, no one tell my younger self what I grow up to be....
In the last few months, we have been encouraging, but not forcing, Kaden to use the potty. He recently has become very aware (and will even tell us) of when he SHOULD be using the potty, but is, in fact, using his diaper. We have given him responsibilities to try to encourage him to want to use the toilet...things like: going and getting a diaper, going and getting the wipes, throwing away his (and Kate's) old diapers, etc... He still refuses, but is curious about this potty idea. He likes to flush the toilet, watch others go potty (unfortunately, he can open doors!) and will *almost* get his guts up to sit on the toilet.
In the past week Kaden has begun potty training!

....his horse. (which he calls his cow.) Every time I go to the bathroom I find his "cow" sitting on the toilet. Sometimes he will run out with it, "Cow..poop!" and run back and put his cow on the potty. Now, sometimes (rarely), he will even let me sit him on the potty, but only...ONLY...if "cow" can sit with him.
Hey, it's good for a laugh right?
kinda gross. but maaaaybe we are getting closer? I'm not getting out the underwears quite yet.
In the last few months, we have been encouraging, but not forcing, Kaden to use the potty. He recently has become very aware (and will even tell us) of when he SHOULD be using the potty, but is, in fact, using his diaper. We have given him responsibilities to try to encourage him to want to use the toilet...things like: going and getting a diaper, going and getting the wipes, throwing away his (and Kate's) old diapers, etc... He still refuses, but is curious about this potty idea. He likes to flush the toilet, watch others go potty (unfortunately, he can open doors!) and will *almost* get his guts up to sit on the toilet.
In the past week Kaden has begun potty training!
....his horse. (which he calls his cow.) Every time I go to the bathroom I find his "cow" sitting on the toilet. Sometimes he will run out with it, "Cow..poop!" and run back and put his cow on the potty. Now, sometimes (rarely), he will even let me sit him on the potty, but only...ONLY...if "cow" can sit with him.
Hey, it's good for a laugh right?
kinda gross. but maaaaybe we are getting closer? I'm not getting out the underwears quite yet.
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
My Little 3 Month Old
Today Katelyn Joy turned 3 months old (as in, right now, as I type...) Part of me is loving her being older and more "social" but part of me is mourning the loss of my newborn! I can't believe how fast it has gone! She has TRULY been my "pure joy". She is a very laid back and easy-going baby. When she was born I kept saying "We'll see...I'll believe it when she's 2 weeks old and still laid back..." then I thought we'll see...maybe after 1 month old...it's hard to believe a baby can be so easy to please!
She has found both hands and likes to clasp them together to suck on them. She LOVES to lay under toys and reach for them. Her mobile in her crib is a BIG source of smiles, and for the last 2-3 weeks she's been rolling onto her side a lot. Tonight she rolled all the way over onto her belly, and if she could have gotten her shoulder turned it would have gotten her stuck on her belly! I can't remember when Kaden started rolling, but it just seems CRAZY to me that she's doing this already! And she never cries about it...just works and works at it.
She coos and smiles more and more and really loves her "face time" as we call it. She doesn't coo much unless you get down and really talk to her and pay attention. Then she'll talk your ear off! A typical girl...if you listen she'll talk!
She ADORES Kaden (and he adores her!) and when he is around she watches him and smiles and coos. Two nights ago we put her in the crib to sleep for the night (she had been in the bassinet until then) and it was in the same room as Kaden. The next morning I heard Kaden start jabbering about 7:15am then around 7:30am I heard Kate sneeze. Instantly, Kaden's jabbering stopped for a moment, then "BaayyyBeee!" and back to jabbering he went, this time with "baby" thrown in there just so we knew who he was talking to! She started cooing just as much as I've ever heard her coo and they just had a lovely little conversation. It melted this mom's heart. I think I could have stood there forever listening. Last night we put her in his room again, and they both slept til 8am!!!! (With one pacifier "plugging" at 6:45am.)
She has grown out of most of her 0-3 month onsies and sleepers (I just realized it today, actually!) Her dresses and 2 piece outfits still fit ok, although the long sleeved ones are short on the arms. I went ahead and put away a lot of her 0-3 month clothes and got out some 3-6 month. All of those are pretty big. It was hard for me! It's weird for these things to be sad for me because it was always so exciting when I did it with Kaden. I think a lot of it is that I'm not sure that we are going to have any more babies and I want to enjoy this time and remember every single moment. Plus, when you've got such and angel, it's hard to want them to get older (and risk them talking back and not being so angelic)!! Kaden wasn't so easy and wouldn't be satisfied until he could walk, so it was nice to see him grow up!
I just love my Katelyn Girl...
She has found both hands and likes to clasp them together to suck on them. She LOVES to lay under toys and reach for them. Her mobile in her crib is a BIG source of smiles, and for the last 2-3 weeks she's been rolling onto her side a lot. Tonight she rolled all the way over onto her belly, and if she could have gotten her shoulder turned it would have gotten her stuck on her belly! I can't remember when Kaden started rolling, but it just seems CRAZY to me that she's doing this already! And she never cries about it...just works and works at it.
She coos and smiles more and more and really loves her "face time" as we call it. She doesn't coo much unless you get down and really talk to her and pay attention. Then she'll talk your ear off! A typical girl...if you listen she'll talk!
She ADORES Kaden (and he adores her!) and when he is around she watches him and smiles and coos. Two nights ago we put her in the crib to sleep for the night (she had been in the bassinet until then) and it was in the same room as Kaden. The next morning I heard Kaden start jabbering about 7:15am then around 7:30am I heard Kate sneeze. Instantly, Kaden's jabbering stopped for a moment, then "BaayyyBeee!" and back to jabbering he went, this time with "baby" thrown in there just so we knew who he was talking to! She started cooing just as much as I've ever heard her coo and they just had a lovely little conversation. It melted this mom's heart. I think I could have stood there forever listening. Last night we put her in his room again, and they both slept til 8am!!!! (With one pacifier "plugging" at 6:45am.)
She has grown out of most of her 0-3 month onsies and sleepers (I just realized it today, actually!) Her dresses and 2 piece outfits still fit ok, although the long sleeved ones are short on the arms. I went ahead and put away a lot of her 0-3 month clothes and got out some 3-6 month. All of those are pretty big. It was hard for me! It's weird for these things to be sad for me because it was always so exciting when I did it with Kaden. I think a lot of it is that I'm not sure that we are going to have any more babies and I want to enjoy this time and remember every single moment. Plus, when you've got such and angel, it's hard to want them to get older (and risk them talking back and not being so angelic)!! Kaden wasn't so easy and wouldn't be satisfied until he could walk, so it was nice to see him grow up!
I just love my Katelyn Girl...
Monday, July 26, 2010
Movie Monday
Mondays around here are generally called "Movie Monday" because it's the day I put on a movie for Kaden (HOW is he not sick of "Clifford" yet???) and do laundry. I sort the laundry, I wash and dry the laundry (well, my machines do), and I fold the laundry...all without the help of my not-so-helpful 2 year old! I implemented Movie Monday one day when I decided I would do laundry on Mondays, and do it ALL (as opposed to having laundry going all week as I rememnbered). I tried that, and Kaden and I fought all day long. He wanted to resort my piles, unfold my laundry, get into my soap, and open the dryer while it was going. Now he gets to watch a movie, and I get to do laundry in peace. His movie generally lasts almost all day because we only turn it on while I'm sorting/loading/unloading/folding clothes.
I like Movie Monday.
...and if Monday is a holiday, and we don't get to have our movie, we still honor it on Tuesday.
I have a friend who has Mt Dew Monday. I think that would be a pretty good Monday thing too. I'm wondering how many names for Monday can I have?
I like Movie Monday.
...and if Monday is a holiday, and we don't get to have our movie, we still honor it on Tuesday.
I have a friend who has Mt Dew Monday. I think that would be a pretty good Monday thing too. I'm wondering how many names for Monday can I have?
Saturday, July 24, 2010
A Sad Goodbye!
Well...today is the last day Luke's mom will be here. Kaden has absolutely adored her. She reads to him, takes him for walks (maybe it is more like HIM taking her for the walk), spends hours watching him play outside, sits with him the WHOLE time he eats, talks to him constantly, lets him cook with her, and feeds him whenEVER he begs. What more could a boy ask for?
Probably just for her to live a little closer.
We have been spoiled for the last 2 weeks since my surgery to first have my parents then have Luke's mom here. I don't know what I'm going to do when I don't have someone here to entertain my boy while I piddle around getting things done. Kaden thinks he needs to live outside...and that mom should have nothing more important to do than that.
Katelyn has also been spoiled by Grandma. Rocked to sleep EVERY time, extra face to face time because of Grandma being out with Kaden therefore giving mom more time to spend with just her, and, of course, lots of cuddles and kisses and a few bottle feedings!
We sure do wish we could live closer to the grandparents but are super grateful for the time we do get to spend with them!
Probably just for her to live a little closer.
We have been spoiled for the last 2 weeks since my surgery to first have my parents then have Luke's mom here. I don't know what I'm going to do when I don't have someone here to entertain my boy while I piddle around getting things done. Kaden thinks he needs to live outside...and that mom should have nothing more important to do than that.
Katelyn has also been spoiled by Grandma. Rocked to sleep EVERY time, extra face to face time because of Grandma being out with Kaden therefore giving mom more time to spend with just her, and, of course, lots of cuddles and kisses and a few bottle feedings!
We sure do wish we could live closer to the grandparents but are super grateful for the time we do get to spend with them!
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Burp...
Today Kaden decided he needed burped, because he is constantly seeing Grandma burping Kate (and it is just not okay that Grandma would be so attentive to her and not him!) He dug out a burp cloth, put it to his mouth and made a big 'ole "BURRRRP" sound.
So I asked him if I should burp my Kaden boy and he said yes. We burped him and he "burped" over and over. He then declared that the goings-ons were "cute!"
I agree. Very, very cute.
So I asked him if I should burp my Kaden boy and he said yes. We burped him and he "burped" over and over. He then declared that the goings-ons were "cute!"
I agree. Very, very cute.
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