My laughs for the day

Kaden: "Excuse me." (this is what he normally says to get my attention)
Mom: "What?"
Kaden: "Excuse me."
Mom: "What, Kaders"
Kaden: "Excuse me."
Mom: "Kaden, WHAT?"
Kaden: "Oh I was just burping a lot.... Mom when I burp I say excuse me."
Mom: "Oh, ok...that's good."
Kaden: "Mom, Roslyn can't talk so she uses her burp cloth to cover her burps."

Kaden: "Mom, can you untangle this for me?"
Mom: "Sure, will you go get my purse off the table while I do that?"
Kaden comes back empty handed.
Mom: "Did you get my purse?"
Kaden: "Yep, it's on the floor!"
Thanks Kaden, I guess I should have been more clear.